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The cheeky “Off to Assess Behavior” duck on a scooter reads like a private joke for therapists, counselors, and anyone who enjoys darkly funny, sarcastic humor. Lightweight and breathable, it moves with you—from quick coffee breaks between sessions to low-key office days and after-hours get-togethers. The graphic has an unhinged, spirited energy that sparks smiles and knowing nods from colleagues who speak the same therapy-room language. Wear it to lighten intake days, supervision meetings, or casual conferences; it’s a way to carry your humor and your profession into the world without saying a word.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and a structured fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve and neck graphics printed with DTF\/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant designs\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified, responsibly manufactured with humane labor standards; sourced from Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not 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